HAI SWEARSIES I’LL BE ON HER MORE xp

“I’m talking about you having an affair with daddy hybrid”

Um, does anyone want some French liquor…? 

Oh, stop. They were all very nice, but they were Muggles and so I don’t think it would’ve ever worked out. Plus they were all kind of slimy-annoying-pushy. But, I mean, that’s all I’m going to tell you until you finish your studies, obviously.

That’s so evil though, only giving me a tiny tidbit of information then sending me off with nothing. ….. All my studies? Would it count if I got someone else to do it for me? If I happened to have a bunch of extra Creme Puffs and other French pastries, I don’t suppose you”ll still tell me more even if I’m not done? 

ravenclaw-roxanne:

okay so for some reason I feel as though this is me, Emily, and Julie being very disappointed in this couch.

Um, does anyone want some French liquor…? 

Free alcohol and chocolate. Which I greedily ate all of and regret nothing about it.

Roxanne Weasley! How scandalous, I’m sure those men were desperate to try and attempt to track you down after they figured they weren’t getting any. Pretty much what I spent most of my time in France doing, ignoring the fact that we were supposed to be studying Magical History and going on a food tour instead.

Um, does anyone want some French liquor…? 

Oh, hush. They were gifts.

Did it come from men trying to proposition you with free alcohol and cash?